Teacher: chintu, map men dhund kr btao bharat kaha he
chintu: yeh raha sir
Teacher: shabash!.. bachcho bato bharat ki khoj kisne ki
sare bachche ek sath bole chintu ne.
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Teacher (gusse men): tum college kyu jate ho?

santa: vidya ki khatir
tch: to ab so kyu rahe ho
santa: sir aaj vidya nhi aai!

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teacher: tum bde murkh ho balk, men tumhari umar men achchi treh kitab pdh leta tha.
chintu: sir aapko achcha teacher mil gya hoga?

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teacher: shabash lalu, mujhe khushi he ki tumne achche ank liye, aage bhi ese hi achche ank lena.
lalu: ok sir, pr aap bhi prche bhai sahab ki pres men chapwate rehna.

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teacher: papu, agar tumhare paas 15 Apple hon jisme se 6 tum soniya ko dedo, 4 shila ko or 5 indra ko dedo to tumhe kya milega?
papu: sir! mujhe 3 girlfriend milengi.

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