23:50 ,

girlfriend: kya tumne mujhe yad kiya?
boyfriend: mere gaal dekho! maa ne mujhe
thpd mara kyonki men sote hue tumhare bare men
soch kr muskura raha tha.
girlfriend: haye, itna pyar krte ho!
boyfriend: nhi, shakl dekh kr hansi aajati he.

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ladki(dukandar de): bhaiya, kya aapke paas velntain
day ka koi esa griting card he, jis pr likha ho, tum mere 
pehle or akhri pyar ho
dukandar: han he
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ladki: thik he, 20 de do


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