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09:22 ,

ek shrabi ek baar apni aankhen donate krne gya,
kauntr klrak shrabi se - kuch kehna chahte ho kya?
shrabi - han, jisko bhi meri aankhen lgaao usko kehdena ye do peag lgane ke baad hi khulti hen,

 pita bete se - bete tum itne mahan bno ki tumhara naam duniya ke charon kono men fele,
beta- papa mahan to bn jaunga pr ek smsya he,
pita - vo kya?
beta - duniya gol he, jiske char kone ho hi nhi skte fir naam kese charon kono men felega,

 pita - priksha nikat he, tumko raat din padhna chahiye,
putr - ji, raat ko to men sota hun,
pita - jaga kro,
putr - aap to kehte hen raat ko ullu jaga krte hen,
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06:50 ,
1. Ho aapki hr subha khusiyon se bhri,
na ho isme kabhi koi jhmela,
Sada sukhi rahe aapka sawera,
Iwish you a very happy and refreshing morning.


 2. 2013 men bar bar esa hua jb tumhe tng kiya,
dukhi kiya
bhoot mushkil men dala,
baar baar presan kiya,
prr 
aaj ye kehna chahta hu,

 ki men ye sb 
2014 men bhi krunga
GOOD MORNING
hahaha


 3. aap na hote to hm margaye hote,
is duniya men tnha ho gaye hote,
ye phone to aapko good morning kehne ke liye uthaya he
wrna hm abhi bhi sorahe hote...

4. Khwahish aisi kro ki tare bhi jamin pr aa jayen,
dua aisi karo ki kisi ka nasib bdal jaye,
yun to jivn sabhi jite hen,
pr jiyo ese ki kisi ke jivn men khushi la sako..
GOOD MORNING


5. Banho men meri jhul kar,
gr najron se pilaoogi tum,
hm to hosh gva denge,
janat men phonch jaaogi tum..
GOOD MORNING

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00:23 ,
Teacher: chintu, map men dhund kr btao bharat kaha he
chintu: yeh raha sir
Teacher: shabash!.. bachcho bato bharat ki khoj kisne ki
sare bachche ek sath bole chintu ne.
.........

Teacher (gusse men): tum college kyu jate ho?
santa: vidya ki khatir
tch: to ab so kyu rahe ho
santa: sir aaj vidya nhi aai!

 .........

 teacher: tum bde murkh ho balk, men tumhari umar men achchi treh kitab pdh leta tha.
chintu: sir aapko achcha teacher mil gya hoga?

 ..........

 teacher: shabash lalu, mujhe khushi he ki tumne achche ank liye, aage bhi ese hi achche ank lena.
lalu: ok sir, pr aap bhi prche bhai sahab ki pres men chapwate rehna.

 ......

 teacher: papu, agar tumhare paas 15 Apple hon jisme se 6 tum soniya ko dedo, 4 shila ko or 5 indra ko dedo to tumhe kya milega?
papu: sir! mujhe 3 girlfriend milengi.

 Girlfriend SMS
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23:50 ,

girlfriend: kya tumne mujhe yad kiya?
boyfriend: mere gaal dekho! maa ne mujhe
thpd mara kyonki men sote hue tumhare bare men
soch kr muskura raha tha.
girlfriend: haye, itna pyar krte ho!
boyfriend: nhi, shakl dekh kr hansi aajati he.

........

ladki(dukandar de): bhaiya, kya aapke paas velntain
day ka koi esa griting card he, jis pr likha ho, tum mere 
pehle or akhri pyar ho
dukandar: han he
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ladki: thik he, 20 de do


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08:08 1 , ,















Chinta esi dakini he jo kaleje ko bhi kaat kr kha jati he, iska ilaaj vedh nhi kr skte , vo kitni Medisin lgayega, Kabir ji kehte hen mn ke chintagrst hone ki isthiti kuch esi hoti he, jese samundr ke bhitr aag lagi ho, ismen se na dhua niklta he or na wo kisi ko dikhayi deta he.










Jab men is World men burai khojne chala to mujhe koi bura nhi mila.
jab mene apne man men jhankkr dekha to paya ki mujhse bura koi nhi he.













Badi  badi Books padh kr men kitne hi log mirtu ke dwar phonch gaye, pr sabhi Intelligent
na ho sake, Kabir mante hen ki yadi koi Love ke keval dhai akshr achchi trehn padh len,
mtlb prem ko achchi trhan smajh le to vo sachcha gyani hojayega.













Kabir kehte hen ki ek chote se tinke ki bhi kabhi ninnda nhi krni chahiye jo paao ke niche db jata he, yadi wo tinka kabhi udkr aankh men aagire to kitni gehri pida hoti he.














Gyani se uski jati nhi puchkre usse gyan lena chahiye, mol tlwar ka hota he myan ka nhi.
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07:18 , , ,
1 - Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-fold, and lust eight-fold as                 compared to men.







2- Certain things like speaking lie, starting a work without any thought, foolish acts, greed,              daredevilry behaviour, impuirty and cruelty are the basic elements of female's nature.



3- This earth is heaven for a person whose, son is obedient, the wife is faithful and whose own      heart is content with the possession, he has got.







4- Man's true son is one who is obedient to his father and a true father is one who looks after         his sons in orderly way. In the same way a true friend is one who is trustworthy. A true wife is       the lady who makes her husband happy in all conditions.





Chanakya niti
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