*Alia watching Football*
Alia - Ye Log ball ko kyu mar rae he?
Frnd - Goal karne k lie !
Alia - Pehle hi to Gol he! Aur kitna gol karnge!
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Santa: (Rajiv chowk metro station pr): bhai, vrsova ka tikat dena
executive : yeh delhi he, mumbai nhi!
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santa: to kya hua? ab metro mumbai men bhi to chalti he!
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