*Alia watching Football*
Alia - Ye Log ball ko kyu mar rae he?
Frnd - Goal karne k lie !
Alia - Pehle hi to Gol he! Aur kitna gol karnge!
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मरीज और डाक्टर का र...
Santa: (Rajiv chowk metro station pr): bhai, vrsova ka tikat dena
executive : yeh delhi he, mumbai nhi!
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santa: to kya hua? ab metro mumbai men bhi to chalti he!
funny hindi ...
ek shrabi ek baar apni aankhen donate krne gya,
kauntr klrak shrabi se - kuch kehna chahte ho kya?
shrabi - han, jisko bhi meri aankhen lgaao usko kehdena ye do peag lgane ke baad hi khulti hen,
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Subaha men koi mera sandesh aaye to,
yun na samjhna mene aapko preshan kiya,
iska mtlb he aap vo khas hen,
jise mene apni aankhe khulte hi yaad kiya',
GOOD MORNING
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1. Ho aapki hr subha khusiyon se bhri,
na ho isme kabhi koi jhmela,
Sada sukhi rahe aapka sawera,
Iwish you a very happy and refreshing morning.
2. 2013 men bar bar esa hua jb tumhe tng...
Teacher: chintu, map men dhund kr btao bharat kaha he
chintu: yeh raha sir
Teacher: shabash!.. bachcho bato bharat ki khoj kisne ki
sare bachche ek sath bole chintu ne.
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Teacher (gusse men)...
girlfriend: kya tumne mujhe yad kiya?
boyfriend: mere gaal dekho! maa ne mujhe
thpd mara kyonki men sote hue tumhare bare men
soch kr muskura raha tha.
girlfriend: haye, itna pyar krte ho!
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Chinta esi dakini he jo kaleje ko bhi kaat kr kha jati he, iska ilaaj vedh nhi kr skte , vo kitni Medisin lgayega, Kabir ji kehte hen mn ke chintagrst hone ki isthiti kuch esi ho...
1:- A wise man must marry a girl of high breed even if she is ugly in physical appearance. He should not fall for a girl of low upbringing due to her physical charm. The best way to chose the life ...
The true story of the brave child
Delhi के मुगल बादशाह Aurangzeb के यंहा उसके शिकारी जंगल से पकड़ कर बड़ा भारी शेर लाये थे, बादशाह को उस शेर पर इतना घमंड हो गया की वो बार बार कहता की इससे भयानक और बड़...
1:- The habit or remaining ideal destroys the learning. If a women goes to other man, she gets destroyed. Little seeding ruins the harvest. Death of the Commander ensure the defeat of his army.
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1:- Fools are jealous of Learne dpeople. Poor are jealous of rich ones. Prostitues hate pious women. Widows envy women with living husbands.
2:- Ones rightly are afraid of crisis and troubles, i...
Santa or Banta ek bank men nokri krte the ek din us benk men lutere ghus gaye unhone pura bank lutliya fir kramchariyon ko diwar ke saath khde hone ke liye kaha, fir unse unke...
Banta ek building ki chalisvin manjil pr khda hua tha ki tabhi uske mobile ki ghanti bji. udhar se kisi ne kaha santa teri biwi prito accident men mr gayi
mare dukh ke...
The awakening aroused in mind at the occasions of hearing of religious discoures, attending a funeral in the cremation ground and during the period of illness, would bring salvation to a man.
A ...
Money lost can be reagaines, friends can be made and a new
wife can be had through a remarriage. But a human boady is not renewable.
People can come together to make an army and vanquish the
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If you wish for deliverance, give up bad habits and addictions because these are poison for you. Have the spirt of borgiven ess, the right conduet Compassion piety, truth and similar other qualities ...